Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.
by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005
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This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.
This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.
Maria! How do you know your alive?
response - Caldo Caldo?
Is the world really flat?
response - Caldo Caldo?
response - Caldo Caldo?
Is the world really flat?
response - Caldo Caldo?
by E-Stylez April 9, 2007
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Down with the Chadocracy! Im so fucking sick of these damn Chad's stealing all my girls. Power to the nerds!
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