A Person who Thinks they're better then everyone else on the planet because They've played in a couple of Movies Or They've been on the cover of a few Magazines. 30% Of the Media only has Really cool Celebs Like Cillain Murphy Or David Bowie
by Darkest.Hour.Rules April 8, 2006
Get the Celebritymug. A slang term used in restaurants for a table full of black people wearing bling, with grills, and/or whoreish/thuggish clothing. It is widely assumed and usually correct that on a ticket of $100 the server would be lucky to make $5 as a tip even though they will table up your entire section all night.
Me- OMG, I just got a table of celebrities.
You- Like Cameron Diaz kind of celebrity?
Me- No, like Usher.
You- Ooooo, I'm sorry. Hope you don't have rent tomorrow.
You- Like Cameron Diaz kind of celebrity?
Me- No, like Usher.
You- Ooooo, I'm sorry. Hope you don't have rent tomorrow.
by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009
Get the Celebritymug. A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.
by mrxskull July 9, 2013
Get the Celebritymug. Noun:
A sparkling weasel-like creature that you often see in a movie or television show. But most of the time they're just trying to pretend they're someone else. Mark Hamill (an older celebrity) thinks he's a galactic Jedi warrior. Arnold Schwarzenegger (the longest name in the English language) thinks he's a robot from the future sent back to kill Sarah Connor. And, perhaps most bizarrely, Kristen Stewart (A.K.A. KS Bot 3000) thinks she's a rape-piñata for a werewolf and a vampire. They inhabit many places in the world, but most exist in Los Angeles, California, for a reason that has not yet been determined.
Plural-Celebriti (as in octopi)
A sparkling weasel-like creature that you often see in a movie or television show. But most of the time they're just trying to pretend they're someone else. Mark Hamill (an older celebrity) thinks he's a galactic Jedi warrior. Arnold Schwarzenegger (the longest name in the English language) thinks he's a robot from the future sent back to kill Sarah Connor. And, perhaps most bizarrely, Kristen Stewart (A.K.A. KS Bot 3000) thinks she's a rape-piñata for a werewolf and a vampire. They inhabit many places in the world, but most exist in Los Angeles, California, for a reason that has not yet been determined.
Plural-Celebriti (as in octopi)
Chris: "Hey, do you want to drive up to Los Angeles for the weekend?
Tom: "No way, dude. That place is crawling with celebriti."
Chris: "Oh, yeah. Last time I saw a celebrity, it had a crowd of venomous leeches swarming around it, frantically taking pictures."
Tom: "Haha, I'm so glad we're not celebriti."
Chris: "Totally."
Tom: "No way, dude. That place is crawling with celebriti."
Chris: "Oh, yeah. Last time I saw a celebrity, it had a crowd of venomous leeches swarming around it, frantically taking pictures."
Tom: "Haha, I'm so glad we're not celebriti."
Chris: "Totally."
by PearlJam24 December 14, 2013
Get the Celebritymug. A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe
Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason
Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason
Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016
Get the Celebritymug. There are two definitions for a celebrity. Some celebrities are Demi Lovato , Taylor Swift , Miley Cyrus , Josh Hutcherson. True Celebrity: Not a snob. Someone who thinks of their fans as family. Like Lovatics , Swifties , and Directioners. Bad Celebrity: Total snob! Does not care about anyone,but them selves. Doesn't care about fans in any way at all. A celebrity is also Olympians , Authors , Editors. Anyone can be a celebrity. You just have to follow your dreams , and be true to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is true to herself , and loves her fans = True Celebrity She is a total snob. She hates her fans = Bad Celebrity
by thatchick96 October 12, 2013
Get the Celebritymug. They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.
by cerealtitties January 3, 2006
Get the celebritiesmug.