Catatonic

When you have problems because the way you travel has no input from the opposite

The people driving electric cars are going to become catatonic because they have no mechanism like a catalytic converter to receive input from the direction of travel.

Catatonic by Urotrip August 12, 2022

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

chatatonic by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Katatonic 

After drinking excessively, the state of feeling as if limb muscles and the central nervous system are disengaged from one another and that this might be the onset of some truly debilitating disease like MS or ALS but is in fact just a symptom of the DTs.

Maybe it was the six bottles of wine I drank last night that made me feel so Katatonic or maybe I am about to die of a massive failure of my nervous system.

Katatonic by Windsorgirl September 8, 2010

catabolic 

A condition caused when you break down more proteins then you synthesize, burning lean tissue and killin' ur gains, broseph.

"Mongo's IV is out of whey. We need to get him some protein before he goes catabolic and gets into a rage." - Lex

catabolic by winterd June 5, 2013