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Mandela catalogue

A tape made by alex kister describing things like. Alternates and why you should say away from any contact with them and umm…. I forgor💀💀💀
Random guy:Oh boy the Mandela catalogue is scary
Also a random guy:yes
They both died THE END 01001110 01010100 01101011 00110000 01011010 01101010 01010101 00110001 01001101 01101010 01000001 00110000 01001101 01111010 01010001 01111000 01001110 01000111 01010101 00110001 01001110 01000100 01001001 01110111 01001110 01000100 01100111 00110000 01001111 01010100 01010001 00110000 01001110 01000100 01010101 00111101
by Funni haha October 29, 2021
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LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr
"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"
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catalogue ken

A child from the ages of 6/12 decked to the nines in catalogue gear and looking like they just won a competiton to be in the new newlook catalogue.
by Chris Mizon August 28, 2005
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Online Hoe Catalogue

Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner
Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
by JLthaKing October 28, 2017
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catalogue

When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.
Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.
by make my day betch February 20, 2012
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catalogueman

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man
look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman
by dirty rob March 22, 2003
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Catalogue

The act of having discourse with a domestic cat. Compound of cat and dialogue.
"How you doing?"

"Meow"

"Want some food?"

"Meow"

"Are you talking to the cat?"

"Yes, we're, having a catalogue."
by The Deadcow November 8, 2017
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