Carrotception

When a carrot is penetrating another carrot.

Wanna have Carrotception later?

by WesternGoose May 22, 2022

Carrotception

When a carrot is inserted into another carrot

"Wanna have Carrotception later?" John asked.

by WesternGoose May 22, 2022

Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

Carrettes

An Arm chair know it all who talks about cars all day long. This is a person who cannot stop talking about cars all the time.

"I want to fit an induction kit to my new Cupra, and decat it."

But it never happens, carrettes about it all day long every day!

by boiracer January 4, 2012

Charlotted

The action of someone getting their dick/cock chopped off in one clean swipe

The Karen had seen, enough someone was going to get charlotted or someone was going to get a charlotting

by The wood chopper November 11, 2020

Carported

Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.

Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.

by WildBill-54 April 30, 2021

carrotsexual

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021