transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).
(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.
by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009
Get the caranderize mug.A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
by callander_Lover April 19, 2009
Get the Callander mug.Related Words
carlando • Carland • Calandra • Calando • charland • charlanda • Charlanded • charlanderler • charlando • calander
The baddest chick you'll find. She has a big booty and a big personality. She keeps it real and tells it like it is. She is a sex goddess. Definitely a hottie with a body. She's exotic and one of a kind. She has the total package, looks and brains. Sometimes she likes to get ratchet. Aside of all of that, she is also kind and loving. The best girlfriend you could have. Dot screw her over or she'll make your life miserable. One of the best people to keep around if you want to laugh. She has a smile that's so contagious and a very inappropriate sense of humor.
by Juan don suza January 6, 2013
Get the Carladee mug.by VNHF November 30, 2022
Get the jimmy calandra mug.Having drunk so much alcohol that your head bobbles around on your shoulders like it is no longer properly attached.
My friend is charlanded. He is going to be kicked out of the bar if he doesn't get his shit together.
by Bradere November 5, 2006
Get the Charlanded mug.v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.
The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.
by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008
Get the caranderizing mug.by Mynameiserey. February 9, 2009
Get the Carandang mug.