Captain

Any white man wearing a uniform ... ANY uniform ... it could be a Burger King uniform.

"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"

by Mad Honky August 15, 2014

Captain

The best sex position out here, you pick up the legs like a wheel and you go hard baby.

Captain be really going hard.

by General_Media January 14, 2019

captain

n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle

The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Captain

Short for Captain Morgan's. Mostly reffering to the Captain's "Orginal Spiced Rum". 35% alcohol by volume (70 proof). Not great on taste, better if you mix it with juice or coke. I'd suggest anybody to eat something with it when you drink it lest you get sick.

Me and Brother Brown split a bottle of Captain.

by Bill "Beefy" Jones February 10, 2006

Captain

-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.

by Arch-a-tek November 12, 2009

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006

captain

(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to

Take a captain at the set on her

by sok August 26, 2003