cankleface

an insult, mainly aimed at the morbidly obese or people you'd like to offend.

also refers to someone who looks a lot like the point where the calf meets the ankle, and merges together, therefore 'cankle'. This is often common in fatter people.

OH MY GOD, did you just try to kiss me with your cankleface?

by canklefacedbitch May 20, 2011

Candlejack

Candlejack is some kind of retarded meme spouted by the idiot masses that are 4chan. It comes from this ancient TV show, Freakazoid, that should really just be forgotte

I think "Andlejack-cay" should be safe, right? I mean, it's not like Candlejack understands Pig Lati

by Mr. Baggy Trousers January 15, 2009

candlejack

stupid forced meme made by /b/tards. apparently if you say candlejacks name you die but that's blatantly bullsh-

candlejack just doesn't exi-

by samjackson5102 May 27, 2010

Candlemaker

Coded expression for the Argentine word "Petera/o."
This word signifies the ability and recurrent action a woman takes of blowing a guy. It can also be denoted as somebody dumb/retarded.

El es un petera de primera.
She is a first class peter(peh-tehr)
She is a first class candlemaker.

Zoe es tan petera que ni puedo creerlo.
Zoe is such a peter(peh-tehr), I cannot bear it.
Zoe is such a candlemaker, I cannot bear it.

by O'Jet O'Deh-Loh October 7, 2010

Candlejack

When you shove a candle up your ass,and then jerkoff.

"Omg Bobby wtf are you doing?"
Candlejacking wanna join?

by gretone August 6, 2016

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

Candeace

Biggest shagger in Coatbridge, you've not slept with her unless she says u have. You will most likely find her in Eden. 2 pals to her name but still some boy heavy

Why's that girl over there dancing like a prostitute, that must be Candeace !

by 0142onwan November 22, 2021