kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
by Dubiks October 28, 2018
Get the candymug. Candy is the cutest most beautiful name. She is so energetic and has the best attitude. She is liked by everyone and everyone meaning EVERYONE! Candy is the most gorgeous girl in the world but doesn't think so herself. At time she doesn't take compliments but she will thank you for them. When having a Candy, they are not someone you want to lose. They make every girl in the world jealous of her and what she has. If you have yourself a Candy, don't let her go cause it will be the last thing you will ever do. You will regret it for the rest of your life. I know I'd love to have and keep a Candy for eternity.
by ydnacevoli April 3, 2013
Get the Candymug. A care giver at heart. Hard working, trustworthy, reliable, compassionate person. Loves life, friends and family. Will do anything for a person in need. Awesome friend and easy to get along with.
by crs10 February 3, 2010
Get the Candismug. n.
1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E
1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E
1. Hey little girl, want some candy?
2. Hey little girl, want some candy?
3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
2. Hey little girl, want some candy?
3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
Get the candymug. candy is a lovely person with a great personality and good looking. every guy wants candy. always smiling and making jokes and cheerig everyone up. every girl wants to be a candy.
by kimilar February 21, 2011
Get the candymug. by Tigerdeeznuts November 11, 2021
Get the candymug. Sweet sassy and innocent, underneath is a wild little girlie dying to get out, always honest and will tell it you
Candi and candy-the same thing
by Candily September 19, 2009
Get the Candimug.