Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

cacopygian

Main Entry: ca·co·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-kO-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or ca·co·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kakopygos, from kako- + pygE buttocks
1 : having badly shaped buttocks
2 : an esoteric way of saying Badass

1 : "Danm, I'm such a cacopygian. I need to lay off the chips and get my ass to the gym!"

2 : "Devin thinks he's cacopygous, but I just think he's a wiener with something to prove."

by KurtTO May 23, 2004

calcium

gives you strong bones

i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone

by swalm June 25, 2006

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cacota

A huge shit. And also a very stinky one.

Me eche una cacota.
I took a huge shit.

by El Mofles November 1, 2006

Cacophobia

An uncommon fear of ugliness.

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!

by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

cacophony society

Cacophony is as cacophony does.

We are all around you.

Question your perceptions.

Cacophony Society - A better life through better living.

by 4199758852 May 17, 2006