Camandermik

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.

by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010

Cueman

the swingest coolest cat that ever stomped this sweet swingin sphere

Matthew James Cueman

by Matthew James Cueman May 27, 2010

Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

Caelan

Caelan is a Gaelic name, thus means he is a “strong warrior”. Caelan is someone who will be quiet and silent when those around him are strangers but when with friends, he’s a party machine. Caelan will mostly be playing video games with mates or out with family. People named Caelan are usually straight. Caelan is sexy, hot, down to earth, funny, cringeworthy and someone you should date!

Omg caelan is really hot, I wished he asked me out!

Look! It’s Caelan, he’s really cool and down to earth.

Hey Caelan! Do you want to play video games?

by cedgeyy April 22, 2019

Caelan

Caelan is a Gaelic name meaning strong warrior. He is intelligent, sexy, funny and a very down to earth guy. If you have a problem, Caelan is the guy to see. He gives the best advice. That being said, he knows how to party and have a good time. Caelan is pretty much a synonym of "perfect boyfriend material"

Girl :I really want a Boyfriend like Caelan

by Jasminejk March 19, 2014

Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009