cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble

That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.

by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014

Cactussy

The pussy of a girl (or femboy) from arid areas where cacti grow

Chad: “dude I met this girl from New Mexico last night, she’s got the tightest cactussy I’ve ever seen bro!”
Kyle: “dude what?”

by DasMeThad November 22, 2021

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012

Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010

cactipuss

A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.

-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.

-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.

-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?

by valet6969 March 9, 2012