Cheeseballs

1. An adjective used to describe a really good food

2. An amazing snack, top tier, can only be topped by Hot Cheeto's

"Bro this burger is cheeseballs"

"Bro, these cheeseballs are bussin'

by Hayden <3 November 2, 2021

Cheeseballs

When a uncircumcised man/ child doesn’t clean or is known for not cleaning his genital area mainly his penis

“Eww Aaron Literally has Cheeseballs You Date him your Disgusting LMFAOO

by Fendi June 23, 2022

the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

Latvian Cheeseballs

The act of coating ones balls with the powder of crushed cheeseballs and forcefully placing them in the face of a girl and having her lick them nice and clean.

Man I gave Ashley the Latvian Cheeseballs last night, she really likes it the cheesiest.

by The Cheesiest May 13, 2011

The Cheeseballs manoeuvre

When you dip your balls in melted cheese and get it licked off by anything between a woman and a cat

I pulled the cheeseballs manoeuvre on Stacy last night

by Manbananna September 26, 2020

Nigger cheeseballs

When a nigger farts on some crackers and shits pellets on they faces

"God motherfucking damn. Did you see greg's Nigger cheeseballs yesterday? HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER."

by Horny4Poop January 2, 2021

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019