Chaf

A person who claims to be a chad, but is in reality a toxic and overconfident loser.

Bob: You think Super Mario Bros 2 is the best Nintendo game ever. I don't. I'm objectively superior to you.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.

by sirkeysemiro May 10, 2022

Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough February 25, 2011

chaf

The crumby non-nug weed. Usually looks like more then it really is. Easier to roll in blunts or joints because it is already broken up. Harder to smoke in bowls or bongs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.

Smoker 1: Yo thats like an eighth, i thought you were only getting 2 grams.

Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.

by TheChronic1 October 03, 2009

chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes July 15, 2008

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 03, 2016

Chaf

Chill as fuck may be used more than once in a sentence to add emphasis.

person 1: how was that chick u had over last night?
Person 2: Chaf as CHAF!!!
Person 1: shit that is CHAF

by i cant feel my legs!! October 15, 2011

chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.

"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"

by Adam Bevan February 01, 2007