CHAF

CHill As Fuck

Rick: I boned that girl last night.
Jerry: Was it CHAF or SAF?
Rick: Oh, It was CHAF.

by Fratstar82 March 29, 2012

CHAF

Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.

1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.

by mulatina July 30, 2012

CHAF

Adj. Chill-as-fuck, a short word denoting an event that may seem relaxing, enjoyable and and quite honestly, chill as fuck.

Jonothan-Hey Bobo, what are you doing after water polo today?
Brian-Ah nothing, might just jack some thirty racks, sap in the park...
Jonothan-OH! THAT'S JUST CHAF!

Mom-Hey Ryan, how was your day at school?
Ryan-Great, we had sex ed with Mrs. Brimstone.
Mom- Def not chaf son, not chaf at all

by RuskiDudskie June 16, 2011

Chaffed

Being upset or irratated at someone or their actions.

She was chaffed that he would not clean up his bed

by Bomber12345 June 03, 2019

Chaf

adj. Chafest
1. Chill as fuck
2. Characterized by being extremely chill, or excessively chill.

Dude playing the guitar with all my friends in the middle of this japanese garden is totally chaf!!!

by jujobaco October 15, 2013

chaf

-Adjective (Chiefly Rio Grande Valley, TX)
1. Cheap, tawdry or of poor taste.
ORIGIN: Derived from Spanish 'chafa.'

Oh my God, that blouse is totally chaf.

by Cid Deuce April 27, 2006

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010