crumby

Used when in a situation that is not favorable. See also: crummy

"This traffic is crumby!"
"enuff Z'nuff"

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey

Destroy your Dick December got me havin that crumby crotch

by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023

Crumby stuff

Brayden is crumby stuff

What’s the epitome of crumby stuff? Brayden is.

by Mimo139 July 28, 2024

Nate crumby

A person with bad genetics. Usually has eczema or something wrong with their teeth. They always look tired.

Troy: Hey, it’s bad genetics.
Kaden: No Troy, That’s Nate Crumby
Troy: What’s the difference?

by BigBodyMiagy January 8, 2019