crumby
crumby by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003
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crumby humper
(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
crumby humper by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009
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Crumby Nun
Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!
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Nate crumby
A person with bad genetics. Usually has eczema or something wrong with their teeth. They always look tired.
Nate crumby by BigBodyMiagy January 8, 2019
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