buttholes

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

buttshecks

Shecks. Of the Butt.
The act of Shecksing somone in the Butt.

"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker

by Jack shannon January 9, 2009

butthoused

Substance abuse to the max. To mix booze,pills,herb,blow. To get really wasted.

Man we got soooo butthoused last night.

by dashocka February 4, 2005

blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

sackfull of dirty buttholes

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.

"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes

by eric moulton March 11, 2008

butthouse

Background tech-house muzak. DJ friendly 8 minute long glorified metronomes. The essential sound of the dream abandoning yupster returning to the suburbs. Enthusiasts of the genre consume copious amounts of ketamine and GHB while jerking off thin air behind conspicuously placed Pioneer CDJs.

Alice: Anything going on tonight?
Bob: Nah, just that rooftop thing butthouse in Fishtown.

Rick: I love this laid back techy yet housy vibe!
Sara: Didn't know you were into butthouse...

by arbitrationlawyer July 23, 2017