The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.
When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.
When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.
by OmniJesus January 19, 2010
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a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"
"Yeah, you hit that?"
"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."
"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
"Yeah, you hit that?"
"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."
"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
by nyaaron January 29, 2010
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The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
by Scrumfis August 13, 2011
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Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
by Jfeldster December 16, 2011
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Get the Butterball Naked mug.A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
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