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buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.
Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.
by pantyteamaster May 1, 2009
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buttermilk buddies

The third level of friendship between 2 friends;
At this level they can eat Jack in the Box buttermilk sausage sandwiches with eachother, without the need of presence by any other, usual tag-a-longs.

• level 1: becoming friends; usually through other friends
• level 2: when one friend is able to sit shotty during the absence of the other's boo
• level 3: (see above)
CAITLIN: we've never had lunch together, just the 2 of us
CONNOR: Let's eat buttermilk sausage sandwiches!
CAITLIN: This is a new step on the ladder of our friendship
CONNOR: yes. me and you are now buttermilk buddies...it's the third level of friendship.
by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
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Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
by thefozinator October 29, 2011
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Buttermilk Pancake Stack

A buttermilk pancake stack is when you have sex with a tan fat chick who sweats (representing pancakes because of the rolls and the syrup). When you are reaching the climax, you must pull out and bust your load on top representing the butter.
I had a buttermilk pancake stack at that girl's house, and it got sticky.
by Jariri February 18, 2010
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Butterfilled

The act of sending an email to a colleague then immediately approaching said colleague before they have received the communication.
Trevor butterfilled Gregory.
by Darth_Konan September 28, 2020
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fly in the buttermilk

A single dark skinned person surrounded by a group of light skinned people. Possibly, but not necessarily a token black. A racial variation of fly in the ointment.
Jackson: This is my school picture from the early days of desegregation.
Williams: You look like a fly in the buttermilk.

Aaron did not realize that he had only been hired to make the company seem as if it promoted racial diversity. He became discouraged on the first day of work at the firm when he realized that he was the fly in the buttermilk.
by gr8rt1 November 13, 2014
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South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus
South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass
by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007
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