button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

boss button

The button you have easily accessible on your computer at work that leads to an official looking spreadsheet or document. Usually kept handy in case you need to look busy when the boss suddenly pops around the corner.

The bossman almost caught me watchin' some videos on break.com but i spotted him just in time to hit the boss button! Promotion!

by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008

button accordion

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.

- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.

by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

Dan Burton

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

by mr.nad June 27, 2017

bustron

A mix between bust and voltron. A person (typically in sports) who is built to underperform, not only during critical moments but all of the time.

Alex Rodriguez really is a bustron during postseason play.

Jamarcus Russel is the Ultimate bustron.

by infideldrick October 18, 2010

LAN Button

A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..

"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -

by ixigia:face: December 28, 2010

second button

The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school

Can you give me the second button?

by gniagnyte November 11, 2017