by Sethr July 28, 2005
retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! August 17, 2008
by george stephans October 22, 2004
When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.
You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.
Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.
Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.
Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.
Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.
by kingslaya666 April 13, 2014
A means by which people-wheather you agree with their opinions or not--cleverly show off their opinions that the rest of us are too shy to tell. My favorite says: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT S**T."
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 25, 2008
by cuban luis April 07, 2008
To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
by wendyrocks November 06, 2006