Bronded

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.

"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."

by lieberino February 18, 2012

bronzedigger

A failed golddigger.

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."

by djreefresh November 29, 2011

Broned

The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.

The lads and I got together last night and got broned.

by LeVirtuous May 30, 2019

Bronie

A male fan of the series, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."

"Dude, are you a member of the herd?"

"Yeah, I'm a Bronie"
Fist-bumps are exchanged and both say; "Bro-hoof"

by ZeroIntrest July 17, 2011

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.

Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

bronzed oboe

To have ones dick and/or balls sucked from behind while said genitals are tucked between ones legs.

Tyler pulled a hamstring last night while Jess was giving him the Bronzed Oboe.

by bronzed abomination February 18, 2015

ur homie a bronie

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started

Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

by the legit dictionary May 28, 2018