Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Broke ass nigga

When you got eighteen dollas in the bank, bitch.

Yeah we can go to McD's. You payin'? I'm a broke ass nigga.

by Mendell March 6, 2013

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

No broke back

Another way of saying no homo.

Travis: Yo D.J that outfit go hard. No broke back.

by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

Heart broken

The reason why I've felt like shit since the fall of 2010

Life blows when you're heart broken.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 16, 2015

Broken Cowboy

It's the reverse cowgirl position but two lesbians, where the one with a strap-on is on the top. (Thus "broken", because natural erect penises dont bend like that)

It's referenced a couple of times in House M.D.

House: "Hey Wilson, are you going to do the Broken Cowboy?"

Or...

Foreman: "Do you know what is a broken cowboy? It was on House's bachelor party requirements list... ... I hope she can do the broken cowboy"

by Dyke Biatch March 25, 2022

Brokenhearted

The only way to describe this word would be to say your heart is literally in pain, it feels like someone is squezzing your heart and you cant breath. This pain comes from someone breaking your heart. ( Maybe from a past relationship that didnt end right or your gf/bf cheating on you and leaving you for some unknown reason ) One of those feelings that seem to never go away. Every single thing around you ends up reminding you of that person who once said they loved you. Apparently they dont anymore and your coming to reality that they probably never did. Its not just a mental feeling its also physical, because when it happens you feel this horrible pain right where your heart is. Its like your heart is actually breaking, and I honestly think it is.. Everytime your alone you just feel like breaking down, and when your out with friends if "that" persons name is mentioned you automatically just shutdown. You cant think strait and you feel so lost. All in all its probably one of the worse types of pain or hurt you can be in, because you know there is nothing you can do about it.

Me = Brokenhearted

by HeatherLeigh October 3, 2012