Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

by Procrastinate January 11, 2009

erectile projectile

A load of semen that a man shoots.

My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(

by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

projectiley

A way of describing projectiles or how something was projected

- Created by Kallmekris :)

"Ive never thrown up so projectiley in my life" -Kris

by sociu February 23, 2022

Projectile shit

The state in which an individuale can't contain there bowell movements and explodes poop out of there ass

"Bro!, some dude just took a projectile shit in that urnal! Who does that?!"

by #hashtagsaregay September 30, 2013

projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019