Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future

Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

flying broomstick

A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.

Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.

Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"

1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.

2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.

by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011

Broomstick

A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test

My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.

by dudepro120 June 19, 2019

It's A Broomstick!

A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"

Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!

by swisstoblerone March 20, 2010

broomstickjockey

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus

Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.

by vix633 September 27, 2005

Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.

Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.

by Shawn the Plumber July 24, 2017