brotet

A collection of bros, usually between 4 and 9 of them.

Brittany and Ashley, trying to enjoy themselves at the club, were accosted by a brotet of backwards-cap wearing men.

by Mr. Awesome 736 January 9, 2014

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

Brotesting

To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.

"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."

by Kadyr October 18, 2008

Witness Brotection

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009

brotective

when your bro is to over protective and acts like your mother keeping you from doing shit, when this happens don't blame your bro this just means yo bro broves u, (loves you)

bro1: dude don't call me tonight my G.F is coming over if you know what i mean.
bro2: no no no sex u want no babies wat if yo G.F has an S.T.I wat u do den, when yo junk is fucked up and looks like a potato wat yo do den.
bro1: yo be brotective man

by Jeffy ham January 31, 2015

Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brotection

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.

Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)

by Yabobo October 31, 2009