Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Brobilly

The combination between a hill billy and a bro. The typical guy who enjoys cage fighting, energy drinks, and hard rock. However on the other side of the coin they like their big lifted truck, cowboy boots, and the rodeo. These types of men are generally heavy drinkers of light beer and think that they are gods gift to women. The blend often happens somewhere between Garth Brooks and Motle Crue.

Hey dude, check out that guy. I bet he can't wait to get to the bar and watch hardcore cage cuddling, chug a pitcher of cheap beer and make fun of his girlfriend. What a brobilly.

by sloppy eggs March 9, 2014

Boobquake

The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.

Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.

by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012

bobquant

A simple quantitative systematic approach.

My bobquant has protected my investment portfolio during stock market downturns.

by KikW July 21, 2018

Brobonics

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.

What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

broboat

A sea vessel that a bro invites his bros on.
Often used for fishing or broing out, it can also be the location of a bro-ha-ha.

Bro: Hey brah, want to come on my broboat tonight?
Brah: Chyeah bro, I'll get the Natural Ice!
Brody: How bromantic.

by midgetgundy April 1, 2007

Brobarian

Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.

Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.

Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?

PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.

by JDMGio February 10, 2010