When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
by mcsruff_dog September 27, 2010
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by jubblez October 23, 2007
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Braincracking denotes an unusual outbreak of mania of various kinds. Symptoms range from epilectic outbreaks to spacing out. Causes are, among others, too much drugs, too much Hakke power Hardcore music, too much gaming, etc...
Friend A: "have you ever heard a sound?
With your head in the ground?
and you're afraid to say,
and it won’t go away..
that’s a sign you get braincrackin..!"
Friend B: ...ehm....lets go play quake 3 and listen to Neophyte's braincracking song, HAHAHA!!"
With your head in the ground?
and you're afraid to say,
and it won’t go away..
that’s a sign you get braincrackin..!"
Friend B: ...ehm....lets go play quake 3 and listen to Neophyte's braincracking song, HAHAHA!!"
by Gabbox June 12, 2005
Get the braincracking mug.Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".
I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck
by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010
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My friend and I went Munging last night, but I filled up on tacos earlier. So, I took a Texas raincheck and made some dope mung dumplings for dinner.
by YWouldUDoThis September 15, 2016
Get the Texas raincheck mug.When you're punished for the actions of your ancestors that were obviously doing something wrong but were never punished and as the world evolved and society banded together to acknowledge and right those wrongs, yet someone, stupidly, at some point, continued that wrong, either on purpose or "accidentally", is severely punished for their actions, by issuance of a raincheck. Part of the Cancel Culture movement.
The university pulled a scholarship offer it gave to one of the nation’s top quarterback recruits after a video of him using the N-word while singing along to lyrics in a rap song surfaced. He was rainchecked! Mike added that he “fully accepts” the consequences for his actions, and that he respects the university's decision to withdraw his scholarship
by Scarlemsfinest November 23, 2022
Get the Raincheck mug.When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
by J Ganthier October 12, 2008
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