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bottling water 

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!
bottling water by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

Bottling emotions

Feeling so many different emotions at one's wanting to cry tell someone you love them murder smile or just stay numb.
It feels like a cancer growth bottling emotions in today

bottling it 

To kybosh something that was much lauded and planned, usually due to pressure or fear of failure
Man City accused Milan of "bottling it" over Kaka
bottling it by jogrant June 4, 2009

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.
A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

bottling the home brew 

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

Klein Bottling 

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.
I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.
Klein Bottling by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018