boyflex

Former male lover, present male friend.

My boyflex and I are going to get some drinks...

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

The Bowflex

A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.

"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."

by Vizi April 2, 2008

boofler bangler

One who regularly inserts object into there rectum.

There goes Edward putting the broom in his ass again. What a Boofler Bangler

by Ray Schott April 19, 2006

bowflexing

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.

brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing

by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010

Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

Boofleing

The Art Of Going Up To A Randomer And Reading Off Of A Card "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?".

Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'

by KynanKryptonite August 2, 2008