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bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009
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Bongongusing

Morally incorrect during face to face interaction but highly illegal around ones kids
Did you hear about James getting the death penalty for bongongusing around Todd’s kids?”
by Butt.butt.butt July 26, 2021
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Pulling a BongBong

When you can't accept political defeat so you keep protesting results up to the Supreme Court until you reach the next elections still clinging to your belief that you were cheated.
Trump is Pulling a BongBong. Hopefully he won't keep it up for 4 years.
by Chibble bibble November 17, 2020
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Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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bongadong

Robin contracted an STD after bongadonging.
by TheLeftCoast February 21, 2021
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bongbong

An act of not being present; absent.
Par, bongbong ako sa class natin mamaya.
by halfblurred March 29, 2022
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do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.
Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.
by JoQo January 28, 2022
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