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bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
by markopoko June 5, 2010
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Boneroma

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.
I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Boneroma

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.
My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Bonerskeller

A Bonerskeller is an alternative name for a skeleton or a skeleton demon that strips the melanin from your body at the beach.
"Damn, you really let Bonerskeller turn you white!" "Yes Jeff it wasn't a very pleasant beach day with the family"
by Blushq August 22, 2022
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bonesmen

a Secret society located on the grounds of yale university responsiblie for some the worlds most powerfull business men and politicians see illuminati
George Bush and George W Bush are Claimed by some to be bonesmen
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time
"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."
by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009
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BonersGames

He makes video walkthroughs for games on all gaming consoles. BonersGames also makes video walkthroughs for the Grand Theft Auto game series. see GTAmissions BonersGames' real name is Boner Jones.
Hey, did you watch the latest walkthrough from BonersGames?
by lulznaut May 1, 2010
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