I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

believe

to accept something as true

1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Believeland

Cleveland is called Believeland because it's all about comeback. Yes, we know that the industry we were founded on left in the 1950s, our rivers used to catch on fire, our sports teams suck, our cops are bad and the lake effect snow is un-fucking-believable, but we're still on the upswing. Recently, Cleveland has gotten or is getting a casino and a huge medical center (Cleveland Clinic already has the best heart care in the nation), and Lake Erie coasts are being renovated. Not to mention Cedar Point, the Rock Hall, Little Italy and LeBron (again). Also the poor economy makes things like rent, groceries and high-quality weed cheaper than almost anywhere else in the country. But most importantly of all: we're not Detroit.

"The Browns beat the Steelers yesterday. Fuck yeah, Believeland!"

by emceeMC5 October 14, 2014

Bolive

A word used to describe someone cool and awesome and fun

Hey Bolive

by granolagirl March 26, 2022

trust and believe

The words trust and believe used in one conjunctive term. It's used to signify ones assurance of a certain subject.

I will be there on time babyboop, trust and believe.

by guy000000000 March 30, 2009

ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

A statement of frustration said when one is about to say something and is interrupted abruptly; usually with a punch to the face.

Note: It has to be said in a non-enthusiastic, brittish, calm and polite manner, if you will.

Example:

Some guy: "Hello everyone, i'm here today to talk about... *PUNCHED IN THE FACE*

Same guy: "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

by JoãoPaulo November 13, 2007