bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".

"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."

by Xyzzy May 5, 2005

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bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

by Lizz August 27, 2003

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James Bondify

to turn an everyday, ordinary thing into a device or gadget that can be used for clandestine activity while still retaining its outward, uninteresting appearance.

"Holy shit! You James Bondified that biotch!"

by Kyle B January 29, 2005

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Botifyed

A person who is garbage at games.

Synonym: Jahvon

Jahvon is botifyed

by PP_IN_TOASTER April 22, 2019

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Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

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bodily malfunction

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.

I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

by QuacksO June 4, 2018

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