Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Blushing

Everyone bleeds, some gush, but only few blush.

It was that time of the month, so when she reached her orgasm instead of gushing she started blushing.

by meimbant February 21, 2011

blushing as red as a tomato

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

by word god November 27, 2014

blushing tomato

Why was the tomato blushing?

blushing tomato.?

Because he saw the salad dressing. lol thats the blushing tomato

by IloveFacebook123 January 16, 2011

Sub-Bluffing

When two classmates temporarily switch names to fool a substitute teacher.

John: Why the hell did Nick just answer when the sub called on Matt?
Bob: They're sub-bluffing.

by youjustlostthegame......bobby November 21, 2010

jigger bluffing

when you say something, but someone thinks you said something else. it’s basically word cat fishing.

Sam just said “my dogs toe was in her mouth” but i think it was just jigger bluffing.

by the cache me outside crew October 13, 2018

Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017