BlueAnon

A conspiracy theory brought up by the Democratic (and Republican) establishments and the mainstream media to prop up lies about President Donald J. Trump, his family, and his 75 million compatriots who loved him.

Examples:
Donald Trump was compromised by Russia.
Trump called Ukraine to halt foreign aid to investigate Joe Biden.
Trump is going to start a war with Russia.
Trump is going to rig the economy.
Brett Kavanaugh was a rapist.
Amy Coney Barrett was a colonizer.
Nick Sandmann harassed a Native American guy.

The Turks are killing the Kurds in Syria.
Russian Bounties story.

Joe Biden will not ban fracking.

Brian Sicknick was beaten by a Trump supporter by a fire extinguisher.
"muH tax returns"

Joe Biden getting 81 million *actual* votes.
"There is no evidence of voter fraud!"
"Mueller is going to get Trump!"
"Trump incited an insurrection!" (or should I say erection :DD)

and so on...

Me: Phew! No collusion...no obstruction.

Some guy: Just you wait! Wait until the unredacted report comes out!
Me: Do you believe in BlueAnon?

by Batsoup Groyper March 7, 2021

Blue man group

Slang for 30 mg oxycodone. Blue in color and in order of strength by manufacturer. Scored (A215, K9, M Box, V, others not worth noting)

Did you ever come up on those blue man group tickets?

by InChronicPain February 17, 2018

blueangel

An angel or guardian against cyber bullies.

Alternate form: BA

She's a blueangel for standing up to those snark sharks.

by tippiechick November 6, 2011

BlueAnon

Also "BlueQ" -- a loose and leaderless group of mainly Democratic or left-wing voters which falls every conspiracy that comes down the pike. They don't need evidence, they just believe. The Russian (or "Putin controls Trump") conspiracy, The Jussie Smollet conspiracy, the Kavanaugh-is-a-gang-rapist conspiracy, there are 60 genders, genes and genitals are interchangeable, logic is White Supremacist, Abraham Lincoln founded the KKK, Joe Biden is mentally acute enough to be President, 80,000,000 enthusiastic voters put Biden and Harris in office, election fraud is unproven and virtually impossible, ANTIFA and BLM rioters are mostly peaceful --- the list is endless. And the more absurd the claim, the more convinced they are of its truth.

Trey: Joe Biden is the most popular man on earth.

Normal guy: Have you been hanging out at BlueAnon sites?

Trey: I'm naming my first child BlueQ but I can't figure out whether I'm gonna be the mom or the dad.

by Mrs Don-o March 7, 2021

BlueAnon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia hoax, the Ukraine hoax, the CPAC stage hoax and the Covington Kid hoax.

If you believe the CPAC stage was a nazi symbol, you might be a member of BlueAnon.

by DefinitelyMaybe67 March 7, 2021

a blue man

When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.

I only had a minute before work, so I gave myself a blue man.

by donnie e September 15, 2008

Blue Man Group

By far the best show in Las Vegas (except for the nude dancers)

The Blue Man Group kicks ass.

by slim thug May 2, 2005