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blowmud

To have an explosive bowel-movement that leaves splatters of fecal matter on the sides of the bowl and under the toilet seat that are often difficult to remove if left to dry.
After two servings at that Chinese buffet I ran in the toilet to blowmud.
by International Giant August 28, 2013
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blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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blowhard

1. A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart

2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"
"Did you catch the State of the Union speech last night? What a fucking blowhard!"
by Rollo & Biff May 30, 2006
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bloomacncheez

A person who spends their time making people laugh and someone who won't take what they don't like. Amazing artist, caring friend and one of the best friends in the world! She'll make insults compliments and frowns smiles. Go bloo!
Kid: You're stupid, BMNC.
bloomacncheez: Yes, yes I am. You gotta problem with that?
by mayoandcheez April 18, 2009
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blowcake

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
by j$.devops April 8, 2011
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Back Door Blowback

The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.

The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.
Hey Dude, I gave that bird a stonking back door blowback the other night, it fucking reeked!
by The Shanners May 4, 2015
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Blowmento

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
by bri0n October 11, 2010
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