blondes

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

blondies

A dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits.

Eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to Mike's party.

by InspectorJavert February 26, 2005

Brodeism

The religion of all bro's . It is a combination of the holly word ,,bro,, and the ,,deism,, as in God.

Brodeism is the religion after which all bros should live by.

by FilipOfMacedon March 10, 2010

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

Blondesome

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.

Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.

by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010

blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.

She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.

by TIZReporter October 15, 2005