"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021
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when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless
this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words
other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic
link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity
now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses
capiche?
a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
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Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres
Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres
Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.
Also, Chromatic Orb.
Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.
Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL
Also, Chromatic Orb.
Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.
Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL
by Nekon March 31, 2020
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2) A dramatic relationship fit for middle school. On Monday two individuals are friends. On Tuesday they are 'together'. On Wednesday they fight. On Thursday they don't talk, and plan to never speak with one another again. On Friday however, they are flirting again. By Monday, the cycle has retarded -- woops, I mean restarted.
3) An interesting bond between two individuals. More than friends, but less than a couple. This complex relationship sporadically changes from 'mortal enemies' to 'best friends' to 'lovers' and then back to 'enemies'. The annoying bond formed between the two parties will remain chaotic until either A) one party truly moves on or B) one party accepts and understands the others' terms. Until that point, the relationship bathed in immaturity will continue to cycle indefinitely.
2) A dramatic relationship fit for middle school. On Monday two individuals are friends. On Tuesday they are 'together'. On Wednesday they fight. On Thursday they don't talk, and plan to never speak with one another again. On Friday however, they are flirting again. By Monday, the cycle has retarded -- woops, I mean restarted.
3) An interesting bond between two individuals. More than friends, but less than a couple. This complex relationship sporadically changes from 'mortal enemies' to 'best friends' to 'lovers' and then back to 'enemies'. The annoying bond formed between the two parties will remain chaotic until either A) one party truly moves on or B) one party accepts and understands the others' terms. Until that point, the relationship bathed in immaturity will continue to cycle indefinitely.
Alex: "Did you hear? Andrew and Julia are at it again!"
Sabrina: "No way! Haven't they sworn to never speak like eight times already?"
Alex: "Yeah! They're so annoying; they've been been in blogo for years now. They need to get it together!"
Sabrina: "No way! Haven't they sworn to never speak like eight times already?"
Alex: "Yeah! They're so annoying; they've been been in blogo for years now. They need to get it together!"
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a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
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