by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014
Get the Good Bloke mug.Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
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Get the blogtress mug.Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
by BloitusLover December 29, 2008
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by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
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by Leanpeen March 14, 2022
Get the Bloatlord mug.A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.
'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'
by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011
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