Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

blitted

Usually referring to when smoking weed and high as a kite.

This weed is got me blitted.

I feel so blitted from this joint.

I'm so blitted son!

by Paz1986 October 7, 2008

Bitarded

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

blinated text

white text with a black highlight over it on a white background

Also, I don't understand why all of your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by Put you are Name here March 19, 2021

Blarted

The act/ motion of fucking up. The Ultimate mistake made

You gon Fucked up, you blarted so hard

by mfeinstein September 1, 2020