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Blackcest 

A Harry Potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the Black family.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
"Hey, did you get the link to the Blackcest fanfic I sent you?"
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
Blackcest by Alfredooo May 4, 2006
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blackeyed willie 

A hickie on the head of a mans dick
Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie
blackeyed willie by messy bun December 28, 2017

Your ass is the blackest 

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

blacknesia 

When one believes oneself to be black. When in actuality one's skin color is not black, but often white.
"Damn, that mothafucker has blacknesia!"
blacknesia by Dave Herne May 24, 2008

Blackley 

To be amazing at sex,and to be extremely intelligent. Often times he combats evil and enjoys the occasional Eggo. To have very sexy hair and to be skilled in the art of pencil throwing to be amazing beyond comprehension ;D
Guy 1: My girlfriends moans last night shattered my windows
Guy2: Dude you're so Blackley
Blackley by Eggohead January 18, 2009

blackies 

Black people
the damn blackies robbed my store
blackies by bum dum dum dum April 22, 2022

blackest way to die 

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die
OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die