da bloop d blam

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

Circle of Blame

The group of individuals collectively responsible for the failure of a project despite the limited control, if any, the individuals have on its outcome. The group often includes individuals that were not assigned to work on the project, but were given official notice of the projects existence during a meeting, memo, or e-mail.

Commonly, such doomed projects are leaderless or have an ill-suited leader from the start. Ultimately, Executive Management hears of the failure and criticizes the entire group for their incompetence.

"Man, I hate getting cc:ed on an email. Now I am in the circle of blame!"

by Superdragout February 11, 2010

blaim

When you struggle with spelling so we blaim you for being bad at spelling. Usually used to be a joke.

Lyle: I’m so good at spelling!!
Talia: you aren’t lyle..
Erin: don’t blaim him!

by stupid stannie June 14, 2019

blame artist

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.

"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."

by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014