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Birthmark

A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.
Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?
by Ashlynne's lover August 8, 2014
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Birthtard

A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.
The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.
by dragon17 July 26, 2009
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Birthdayee

Social Networker connected to your social network and has access to your personal information which includes your date of birth, and uses this information to send you "Happy Birthday (your name here)" post to your cyber-wall. The Social Networker may not actually know you, but has been added to your social network previous to your birthday.
I was hit on my birthday by over 50 birthdayee messages
by SupaNative January 22, 2011
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Birthrate

The birth-to-death in European, American and some Asian countries is currently negative. This is a bad thing, but people either don't want to or cannot sustain properly a family any longer. The birthrate is roughly around 1.5 children per couple. This means that in about 80 years these countries would lose about a quarter of their current population. Most African countries are exceptions. Reasons for why "rich" countries have a negative birth-to-death ratio:

1. Reduction of salaries: This makes any family to become hard-to-support.
2. The invention of the condom: As unlikely as it may seem, this is a major problem. Most people don't marry any longer, since they can now engage in sexual relationships without procreating.
3. The lack of housing: Big houses are now very expensive, so there is no room for more than a couple or a small family.

Instead, in poorer countries (like African) have a huge birthrate, eventually reaching more than 4-5 children. Previously, they had a huge premature mortality rate, but new aide programms reduced it significantly. So the population in poorer countries might double soon.
The European birthrate is low.
by John the Eagle September 3, 2016
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Birthdayer

The being bombarded by birthday well-wishes on the same date each year by joining a social network (a.k.a. Facebook) and including their birth-date for all to see.
Celebrate your birthdate and become a Birthdayer today!
by SupaNative January 22, 2011
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Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."
Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009
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Birchmore

The act of ending a night in hospital on a saline drip. May include projectile vomiting, occasional passing out and general stubbornness. (NB does not include stomach pump)
Sam: Who wants another drink

Bill: Are you sure you can handle more? You don't want to pull a Birchmore!
by MegaMarmot March 3, 2014
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