Birdbox Fuck

When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie

Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude

by Certified Coon January 11, 2019

Birdboxed

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

Birdboxed

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Birdbox

When you give her so much dick her eyes roll in the back of her head and she cant roll them back the bird box

I gave her a birdbox last night and she couldn't walk to the bathroom because she couldn't see from it

by TRDD22 March 29, 2020

Birdboxing

A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.

The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.

by colourFil January 1, 2019