Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
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Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.
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This term is a reference to the American actor and comedian John Belushi (Saturday Night Live, National Lampoons Animal House, etc.) who's death is attributed to an overdose of this drug combination in March of 1982.
2) Synonymous with the phrase bullshit. The term originates from the accidental mispronunciation of "bullshit" resulting from alcohol intoxication.
This is, again, a reference to John Belushi due to the humorous context of the phrase and its alcohol related origins.
This term is a reference to the American actor and comedian John Belushi (Saturday Night Live, National Lampoons Animal House, etc.) who's death is attributed to an overdose of this drug combination in March of 1982.
2) Synonymous with the phrase bullshit. The term originates from the accidental mispronunciation of "bullshit" resulting from alcohol intoxication.
This is, again, a reference to John Belushi due to the humorous context of the phrase and its alcohol related origins.
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