Bertram Effect

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.

“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”

by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020

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Bertrude

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.

Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."

by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010

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betrump

To cheat or deceive

He was so sneaky
He betrump

by daisymoomoo April 17, 2018

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bertram

a god like figure

person a: whos bertram?
jesus: my brother bitch

by bertram makes me hard January 26, 2020

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betrumped

Old word (approx 1600s) for swindled.

I've been betrumped! He cheated me out of winning the election.

by She18she September 26, 2017

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NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)

National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them

Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)

by swaggypeppa October 21, 2019

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