bellendrical

the shape of a bell end

richard french's face is bellendrical

by matthew george February 24, 2005

Berlender

Kind, intellectual, smart, caring, romantic, a chef, ambitious, very funny, not friendly and Berlender is able to create joy, putting smiles around him. Always there when we need to talk, curious about a lot of different topics, he is always able to find positive in everything. He has the ability to open conversations with anyone.

I wish I were a Berlender ." " Berlender is the coolest guy ever."

-hey, why are you always so happy?

-because i have a Berlender in my Life(:

by anonymous November 23, 2021

bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023

Bellender Carlisle

A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex

That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.

by Kunnin April 10, 2019

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.

When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"

by MissTax February 12, 2024

Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

by dbldckr October 21, 2010