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french's by John Dalrack May 21, 2008
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French's
An American brand of prepared mustard, condiments, fried onions, and other food items that was created by Robert Timothy French.
French's by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!
One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice! by Walker and French January 8, 2008
Burn's French Horn
A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.
Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.
Burn's French Horn by J. Free November 27, 2011
Poseidon's French Kiss
A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
Poseidon's French Kiss by Slimcady August 1, 2022
McDonald’s French fries
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
McDonald’s French fries by Nargoth.theripper July 1, 2020
Pam's French U-Turn
When a guy blows his load so massive and you can't swallow it so it comes out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BY PAM!!!!!
steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Pam's French U-Turn by Pam's friend August 27, 2009
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