An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
A twat.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
A twat.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007
Get the bellendmug. by Spanky May 13, 2005
Get the Bellendmug. 
by dirtymaca September 10, 2010
Get the bellendmug. 1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
by Neo December 26, 2003
Get the bellendmug. 1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.
2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."
"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"
Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."
"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"
Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."
by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011
Get the bellendmug. by M Farley July 7, 2004
Get the bellendmug.